Thud. Thud. Thud. What you hear is a crazy robin banging his
head repeatedly against our patio door. In a frenzy of territoriality, he has
determined that his reflection in the window is his arch enemy. Again and again
he attacks the dangerous bird, only to find the guy comes right back.
So he hangs out there, just outside the door, jealously
guarding his rights. “Take that!” I imagine him saying as he races full speed
into the door. “You can’t treat me like this!” Thud. “I won’t take this kind of
attitude!” Thud.
We have tried to convince him the challenging bird is not
real. First we closed the curtains. No go. Thud, thud, thud continued from
behind the curtain. Turning to the internet for suggestions, we took a bar of
soap and scribbled all over the glass. For a short while Mr. Robin was confused
and stayed away, but then he realized his enemy was still lurking behind the
scribbles. Thud. Thud. Thud.
Next we taped some newspaper to the window. Our robin friend
was deterred, but only briefly. Soon he was thudding again, this time aiming
right for Donald Trump, which at least was reasonable on a certain level.
At last, my brilliant husband suggested moving the patio
door screen to the window the robin insisted on attacking.
It worked. For the first time in 24 hours I went about my
kitchen work without being distracted by the angry suicidal robin.
Then, just as I was starting the dishwasher, I heard it,
softer, but unmistakable. Thud, Thud, Thud.
Mr. Robin had found another enemy, this one in
the living room window. He would fling himself at the reflection and then rest
a moment on the porch chair calling for a mate. Fling and call. Fling and call.
As I opened the front door, the robin flew away. I watched
him perch in the Bradford pear briefly, before hurling himself at the upstairs
bedroom window.
Mr. Robin, I know you want a mate. I know you are trying to
show just how tough you are by attacking every phantom enemy in sight. But
really. Have you considered that maybe Miss Robin might be more impressed with
a more emotionally stable mate? Someone willing to build a nest with her, and
maybe share in feeding baby robins? Someone who can tell the difference between
a real danger and an imagined one?
As I write, the thudding continues. Robins just don’t listen.
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